I hope you enjoy my topical hentai game about these times. Thank you for playing as per usual. If you get angry, just eat a spoon of salt why don't you. Please give me a 5/5 rating and please buy these really cool hentai games. Please donate to Emergency Release Fund to bail out The REAL Hamburglar and all his friends (though The Hamburglar is white, he is still a cool guy who believes in BLM and attends the protests Peacefully, this game doesn't depict the real burglar...).

Songs are remixes of One Way by Young Kartz.

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this topic hits close to home as I was conceived and birthed during burgor king looting of 1969

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69'? SICK!

~APRIL

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my favorite thing to due on wendsday is loot burger king of it's juicy big fat mouthwatering burgers mm oh ynes what you gonna do bout that

I'll call the cops on you if they aren't too busy setting off fireworks.

~April

“hentai girl asks you to loot Burger King” hmmmm perfectly fine game don’t see any problems here, completely family friendly game where u can bite anime girl face .....

I know from experience, anime girls love a little teeth.

~April

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I am confused about the "lore" of this game. why does the hamburglar loot burger king when he lives in mcdonaldland? Does he think looting will cause burger king economic ruin? Is he disloyal to mcdonalds? What would Officer Big Mac say? He wouldn't say anything because Sid and Marty Krofft's character H.R. Pufnstuff sued mcdonalds so officer big mac can no longer make public appearances.

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This Hamburglar is a real life one, not a part of the McDonalland cinematic universe. He supports BLM and the Burger King was right next to the police precinct. He is not well read ore learned about the economic situation, he wants just to create a public display. No justice, no peace.

Officer Big Mac would say, "Oink oink!" because he is a pig. Any other questions will be answered tomorrow when I am awake. 

~April

officer big mac is a sentient hamburger , not a pig. Even though they are called hamburgers they are made of cow meat. However, metaphorically he is a pig and a b*****d. I donated 10$ to your game thank you.

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If this hentai girl isn't George Floyd himself, who descended from heaven to pistol whip and rob another pregnant woman, I won't loot shit, man! 

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I'm sorry, this comment doesn't make much sense to me. Is this comment finished? Does it need any more updates?

~April

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Nevermind, I was just joking about recent events and media bias... You have referenced looting on this page a lot, are you not pretending to not know about Floyd and riots?

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Video games aren't 'political', this game is about the Hamburglar and Dino the Dinosaur from The Flintstones.

~April

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Also, why did you leave an actual link to that bullshit about bailing out criminals?

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Do you like The Hamburglar?

~April

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